Hello.

I am a writer. Also, I criticize what other people have written.

This site has some recent work that I've done. Take a look.

Prior to writing ads, I wrote a lot of sketch comedy. I studied at Groundlings, UCB, iO, I even interned at Second City. Prior to that, I attended the University of Chicago where I studied religious history and learned about humankind's greatest marketers. 

My curriculum vitae is below. (Yep. I write fancy stuff too.) 

TBWA\Chiat\Day
2011 - Now. As in now, now. 
Clients: Miller Lite, Netflix, Disney, Nissan, Infiniti, GRAMMYs, Tropicana, Google, and plenty o' new business

RAPP
2009 - 2011
Clients: Bank of America, Toyota

FREELANCE
J&M
Cold Open
Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
Turner Consulting Group

HELIO
2006-2008
Retail Promotions & Operations

JULZ & AV
2003-2007
Comedy duo. Wrote and performed several shows and we were featured at the Los Angeles Comedy Festival and LA Fest of Sketch. We generated almost zero income for ourselves from this (though I did briefly score an agent). But it was an incredible ride. 

EDUCATION
University of Chicago - BA 2001 with general and departmental honors
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
Groundlings
iO

SKILLZ
Mad